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Friday, August 31, 2007 ;

OH YA and yesterday....stacey and company went to robinsons and bougth themselves TDINGS and one for me too.....hehe TDING TIOUSY!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 9:00 PM

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[crystal] says:
eh u noe right, when u want to tok to sumone u must have smthg to say right?
[crystal] says:
wad if u got nth to say but wanna tok to the person how...


WAHAHAHA crystal is always toking crap....asking weird stuff too...hehe!
oh ya if u have an answer sms me....cuz im still thinking like mad....
normally i'd talk alot of rubbish to the person...but if u aare asking tat question in terms of msn...then its different....coz i cant type rubbish to a com...its like toking rubbish to a wall with lights...which is plain retarded-.-

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 8:55 PM

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haha okay we had so much fun at Fish and Co....there's me steph shawna and jean=]there was like this really huge cup of orangy squishy liquid which rocks and its the size of my foot!!!my really cute foot!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:21 AM

Saturday, August 18, 2007 ;

haha when olive and her family came to my house for cell group...her dad was like
waaa my house everywhere stack things until cannot see the tables and chairs.Now going to be even the walls cannot be seen!lol......
oh ya this comedy show was super funny la....the doctor was sewing a females virgina after cutting it open to give birth but then he was talking to the nurse so he sewed it all the way up closing it meaning she couldn pee-.-and off she went without a pee hole.HAHA

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:56 AM

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 ;

Today's class was super funny!!!plus we had oral...not just any oral...but
CHINESE ORAL TODAY!!!AAHH!!!ok don't ask about it...coz there are evil spirits around
listening to everthing we say...therefore we should say positive thingss!like....
IM GONNA DO VERY VERY WELL FOR MY ORAL!!!
yes yes....have faith in yourself asnd god AND the examiner=]
charis and christine were super childish once again....making those little things which
shhot erasers...the one where u put your ruler on top of an eraser making like a lever then u shoot off your wadever thing u wannt to shoot off....so they shoot off another eraser!!!
and it went straight up!and hit the lights-.- but instead....the lights...which were spoiled for like dinosaur years now.... WORKED AGAIN AND LIT UP!!!WOOHOOO!!JOY!!!
haha so yup...think tat was a gd sign for oral....anyway.....recess.....
sheryl walked into the class
and ME said: sheryl looks like selina...
Charis:NO!sheryl looks like a fox
Crystal: (with wonderment and awe and her huge eyes looking even more huge in a surprised state displaying dramatic emotions) HAHA SHERYL FOX!!!

Burst out laughing and laughing and more laughing...practically breathless....

Charis: high five!!
Crystal:(still laughing) NO!!! WAD THE!!!
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SORRY for huge fonts anyway....jus that i have problems reading my own post if they are so small hehe=]

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:17 AM

Wednesday, August 8, 2007 ;


CRYSTAL was super lame once again today....she was like: WHY ARE PEAS LESS NUTS THAN PEANUTS....-.-
PLUS SHE"S GOT PRETTY HAIR!!!!!!!!looks like a bird's nest....SHINE UR BRACES CRSYTAL!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 7:36 AM

Saturday, August 4, 2007 ;


my sis was like super duper dramatic today...haha i was gonna wok to my rm....then she looked at me and stomped into the computer rm very quickly laughing and i of course followed her.....and when i got in this was what she was doin....
she was standing a metre away from the com ....
with her arms pointing at it like the praying mantis styled kungfu .... trying to attack it.
haiz.....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 7:04 AM

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okok so funny my sister's classmate was like.......
WHAT DO U FIND IN THE ANTHER OF A FLOWER?
SPERMS!!(said someone else)
and mr goh smacked them
i mean like.....SPERMS?IN A FLOWER?

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:55 AM

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wei wei's classmate was like so retarded today...like usual....
this was wad he did....he raised up his hand in class because he needed to shit..
and he said to the teacher : i need to faeces
and then the teacher said: faeces is a noun.you must use a verb
he said bck: ok.,i need to fertilise.
the class laughed.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:45 AM

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LaST NIGHT!was so funny....i dreamt that me and....BOB(name not mentioned for personal reasons=]) okok so me and BOB were playing in those ball rooms....you noe those rooms....with BALLS...alot of them?like the one at ikea for kids.ya haha and we had a very NICE talk....haiz....it felt so nice...then i heard my family members screaming which ruined my moment with BOB .cheh.
YOU NOE WHY THEY WERE SCREAMING?
YOU NOE WAD HAPPENEND?
YOU WANNA NOE WAD HAPPENED?
I"LL TELL YOU WAD HAPPENED!
THIS IS WAD HAPPENNED.
my sis cooked the egg....no sorry AN egg in the microwave and apparently
she used the wrong kind of bowl....lamo-.-


haha plus another thing tat happened.....
My mum was doing sumthing and then she suddenly screamed....
AHYA NO WONDER I CANT CONCENTRATE LA!!!
ON MY LEFT THIS GRACE USING THE SPOON TO TUK TUK TUK HER FROZEN RIBENA SO NOISY KIP TUK TUK TUK
THEN ON MY LEFT THIS ESTHER THE HANDPHONE KIP ON GOING..ESTHER ANSWER YOUR SMS YOUR FRIEND HAS SEND U>>>ESTHER ANSWER UR SMS...

haha but of course she was saying this all in cantonese and so was my ringtone in cantonese hehe.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:33 AM

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HAHA ok so i was singing in the car just now....dun noe wad i was singing but then...my mum asked HOW ON EARTH CAN SOMEONE"S SINGING BE SO BAD and me haha....told her that me singing was bad only tat night cuz i had a sore throat(i dun understand why its called sore throat cuz it nvr ever feels sore even tho the Dr says it is) ok then after tat my mum just said....no actually my dad said , " Those ppl tat cannot swim....blame it on their swimming trunks as they say its too heavy weighing them down...-.- so basically....if u have brains ...he means my singing is jus bad...FINE so criticise(is this how u spell it?) my dancing and everything!!!haha

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:09 AM