Tuesday, June 24, 2008 ;

Oh yeah here are some cool stuff i read
AND YES!!! I ACTUALLY READ!!!
AMAZING I KNOW...i myself am shocked that i read
but once or twice I actually do okaaaayy...
like those weird books i find in my cupboard which my
sister prob bought decades ago
she reads all sorts of weird stuff
like there was this book
about ppl not liking
THEIR NECK

decoraphobia-fear of interior designing
heortophobia-fear of holidays
pogonophobia-the fear of beards
gennuphobia-the fear of knees
archibutyrophobia-the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
(FYI my sis has the fear of seaweed sticking to the back of her throat..ergh gosh)
phobophobia-the fear of fear itself
scopophobia-the fear of being naked
osphresiophobia-the fear og body odour
phagophobia-the fear of swallowing
odonthophobia-the fear of teeth
parthenophobia-the fear of young girls
gemophobia-the fear of prominent chins

bla bla bla and lotsa other weird stuff
like did you know tat dance floor dehydration syndrome can kill you
and that heading a soccer ball frequently causes mild neuropsychological damage
and lowers IQ!!!!!!
SO COOL!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:24 AM

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MATH WAS LAME TODAY AS USUAL...
Duh
it cant get any further than that
esp with a teacher like YOU KNOW WHO

for example he uses so much weird language
like everytime he summarises stuff he'll go like
IN A NUT SHELL
and shivani EVEN LAMER
went like....
WHY A NUTSHELL AND NOT AN EGGSHELL SINCE THEY"RE SO MUCH BIGGER
ergh...and i spent 6 hours with her everyday
listening to things which i KNOW
are rotting my brain away

AND THEN
MR mathTEACHER
asked us to slap the ppl next to us if they were sleeping.
and shivnai and alanna slapped me at the same time
OUCH.MY GORGEOUS FACE!!!!
gundus.
so i screamed in a LITTLE pain
and Mr mathTEACHER was like
''eheh cannot slap too hard ah...leter Esther cannot be ms s'pore universe''
''Esther if you really become Ms s'pore universe must remember
to thank me your math teacher AH''
and I was like
''You sure you'll still be alive?''
and he was like
''if Im dead you'll be 80 already then not Ms s'pore universe already..
that would be Ms S'pore Granny Award''
GOSH HE's so lame.
and then he starts laughing by himself
and orders that everyone else shut up and stop laughing
PLS...Granny award...
WAD.compete to see who knit the fastest
and who's dentures can fly the furthest ah...

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:14 AM

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DESPITE MUA's BUSSSY SCHEDULE
i shall blog...due to alanna's request.
ALANNA!!!------GET A LIFE!
Recently...I found out that Sarah
grows brown hair or maybe her hair just turns brown
whenever she takes too much msg
HAHAHA so she was like
'''OH IF I EAT MAGGIE MEE EVERYDAY, I'LL WAKE UP BLONDE!'''
L.O.L

AND YEAH
I've good news!!
no not bout Jesus christ tho that is good news too
BUT I HAVE FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY
finished scene 1 of MERCHANT OF VENICE!!!
wooohoooo
noow my next goal is to finish act 1 scene 2!!!!
haha it'll prob take me forever to finish all 4 acts
BUT there's
nothing interesting bout studying life
of a DEAD PERSON.
thats why he's dead!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:09 AM

Sunday, June 8, 2008 ;

OOOH do u noe becky read my blog???
AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PPL
i always thot my blog was dead and that i was
the ONLY ONE READING IT
(of course with an exception of a few retards
who have no life and rely on this to live...
not naming anyone.....FINE.im refferring to shivani and alanna)
THAT Is WHY MY FONTS ARE BIG AND I CRAP SO MUCH STUFF
its for my own pleasure so that i can read it w/o squinching my eyes
a month later and be happy


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:34 AM

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AHHHHHH
SO DEVASTATING.
too much for me to take...
cant breathe

BUT THEN
MY FRIENDS
life is full of sacrifices....
GOSHHHHH
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DO U NOE
tat i have to skip HANNAH MONTANNA
and the first five episodes of the new AVATAR SECRET OF THE FIRE NATION series!!
COW DAMMIT
ITS THE FIRE NATION SERIES!!!!!

im dead....just leave me to die....
DIE!!!!!!
siannnnnnnn

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:27 AM

Thursday, June 5, 2008 ;

HAHAHA ok i read this book tat was seriously funny....
here's some stuff i came across

Who among us is ever going to be the one to come up with the meaning of life
or the cure for cancer
or a piece of gum tat keeps its flavour
for more than six bloody seconds
and how is the world gonna become a better place if young people do NOT stretch themselves
to the next level of science and literature
INSTEAD
all they ever do is google the photos of the latest celebrity to have her boob accidentally pop out on stage


MTV is the root of all evil because
their advertising does nothing but
convince young people that their faces are too filled with acne
and
their armpits are too foul smelling
and their pads are not absorbent enough

I must feign amusement at stories of the tooth fairy
because if i confessed to know tat
the entire thing is a sham
then the hard cash that appears under my pillow
following the loss of a tooth
gets suddenly cut off

to get rich,
just drive past your recycling centre everyday
and load your car with 2500
aluminium cans
and then drive back to the front and redeem them again for their full value

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:06 PM

Tuesday, June 3, 2008 ;

my sister told me this today
SERIOUSLY SICK AND TWISTED
JUST LIKE HER

I find birth very awkward
don u think so too?
its like...erm...
the contraction thing usually takes like 6 hours
and most gaenecologists(donno how to spell)
are men...
so i most likely will get a male gaenecologist
to help me give birth
so its like....
lying on a bed
with my legs up
and wide open
without any panties
and have a man staring at my vagina for six hours
coz he'll have to monitor the diameter of my vagina


anyway i was talking to gabriel
and HHAHA
he said i talked with alot of depth
so i was a nice person to put his input into
(and no...its not the sick meaning u are thinking of)
HAHAHA
beat that shivani and alanna...
the only depth u guys will ever have
is like
when u crack jokes about the sea...

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:51 PM

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GOSHHHHHH
something wrong with the tag box
cant reply my tags
so i'll reply here
ANYWAY I APOLOGISE FOR MY ABSCENCE(is that how u spell it)
for such a long time
i was busy...
with stuff...=]
APPARENTLY
HAHAHAHAHHA IM SO DESIRABLE BY MY FANS>>im not even famous=]
that they bombard my tagbox with complaints
about not blogging hehe
MY FANS BLOW ME AWAY!!!
(get it?? its a pun HAHAHAHAH DAMN FUNNY)
whoa

saywee- YAH IM UR RELATIVE AND I DON EVEN HAVE ACESS TO YOUR BLOG!!!
and now u realise thanks alot JEEZ.

alanna- got wii to play so i don update SO WAD.jealous i don give u something to do in your boring pathetic neopetty life??

shivani- YAH IF I DO TAT who noes wad will happen to my blog...maybe i'll start receiving money from others...or worse...BEAATING...bet you'll
use it to insult me and others and bring glory and fame to both of yourselves-.-

olive-HAHA THANKS..but its just me...no YO PEOPLE? haha

alanna-FYI i cjange my pass from time to time ok to prevent ppl like u whom i have trusted with my password from spreading it to the whole world and making fun of it..SHEESH.anyway singapore was a good password ok...no one guessed it till my sister saw the s'pore flag.haiz.

YING -why do u have to ask me to link silas-.-

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:37 PM

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HELLLOOOO haha ok
as usual
me kirsten grace and my bro
were playing blind mice in the room
and then grace didnt feel like playing
so i had to put aside my ego and pride(which up to today some ppl still do not believe that i actually have)
and beg her to play with us
ITS FUN OK
and you know wad she made me do????
ARGHHHHHHHHH
i had to lend her my Ipod
BUT
i also had to smell her armpit???
WAD THE HECK
who makes their beloved sister smell their armpit???
WHO MAKES ANYONE SMELL THEIR ARMPIT
i mean thats wad deodorant is for DUH???

anyway and then i was picking my nose
nothing to be embarrassed about since everyone pick their nose!!!
LAME
and then grace suddenly looked at me and scremed EW
so i was like
ya sorry did my boogey land on you coz i flicked it
(couldnt find anywwhere else to put it)
and she was like...
no thats not why i said ew..BUT EW TO THAT TOO
and we started quarrelling
and then
we didnt get to play blind mice
awwwww.....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:20 PM