Monday, April 28, 2008 ;

YEAH
store 5 in the canteen sells everything la
like today alanna bought WASABI GREEN PEAS to eat during art
and the packet said to
STORE IN A COOL DRY PLACE AWAY FROM LIGHT
and then i suddenly had a brainwave
and solved the myster of
STORE IN A COOL DRY PLACE AWAY FROM LIGHT
they want us to do so because they are sfraid the peas
WILL GROW IF PLACED IN SUNLIGHT AND GIVEN MOISTURE
hahaha
im so smart


anyway we were talking bout boobs in art again
and surprisingly charmaine joined us for once!
Alanna: esther your boobs are diverging plates not converging plates la
Charmaine: Alanna yours are low rise
Esther: then mine are wad....HDB ah..

LOL IM SO SMART....hehe
anyway alanna my boobs arent that big either so dont be disheartened
JOCELYN ALSO HAS FLAT BOOBS
EUNICE HAS BOOBS
haha
shivani .... dont think hers will develop

thats why she should use
ESTHER'S BOOB ENHANCER!!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:22 AM

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Anyway we all noe how VIOLENT alanna can get sometimes.
AND...we all noe how lame and stupid shivani can get and or maybe she's just like tat
yah so during art...alanna wanted to go out and shivani
stood at the door to block her la..
so this resulted into a little catfight
called
DUMB VS DUMPER
hahahaha no offence guys
but i mean they were fighting for the door-.-
in the end the door wwas locked...
and everytime alanna hit shivani
shivani would go
OOH I FEEL SO TOUCHED!!!
such....BEAUTY....GUNDUS IN THE MAKING LA!

oh ya and because the door we usually used for the art room was locked
i went thru the other door
and alanna followd me...the leader hehe
and she said
SMART PPL USE THE OTHER DOOR WHEN ONE DOOR IS LOCKED
AND THEN THE REST WILL FOLLOW LIKE SHEEP
whatever la...that makes her the shepherd
like little bo peep hahaha

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:05 AM

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U NOE WAD
shivani is really lame...
anyway i realised most of my posts are about her
maybe i should call this
ESTHER'S BLOG OF SHIVANI
hahahahahha
wadever now she gives herself so much credit in sch
and thinks i cant live without her
CORRECTION
its more like i cant post without her
coz my life is boring -.-

moving on...
the first thing u do at a blog..
is read the post
yah welll shivani
the first thing she does
is to press CTRL+F and search her name
LAMOOOOOOOO
i didnt even noe u could do tat =]

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:58 AM

Sunday, April 27, 2008 ;

HAHA u noe wad.
NO GIRL CAN BE A VIRGIN!!!!
UNTIL!!!!
she rides virginia airlines....hehe

yes yes im advertising for them haha

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:46 AM

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ALANNA SO FUNNY
we were studying for MYA's
and she suddenly said she wished she was a thumbdrive...-.-
WHO WISHES TO BE A THUMBDRIVE...
i think she's facing ISSUES
maybe she's going through puberty...
guess she's just a late bloomer of puberty
and hormonal changes
haha
like.. haha...
u noe wad..!!!!
i think these are signs of..... DEPRESSION
HUH!!!!!!
better keep a look out for her.
lonely despo ppl like her can do all sorts of things
like she actually bought this hot pink correction tape!!!!!

Oh yes and she was changing in the broom cupboard
when i oopened it
and she screamed at me
and i screamed at her
so for like 10 seconds...
we were screaming at her
and she was like in this sexy '' I-AM-CHANGING""" pose hehe
wa lao after that she was like gonna punch me la
but honestly
inside was so dark plus she's so dark
i didn't really see much
mostly FLATLANDS
but i did see this white bra which TOTALLY stood out
in the black background
haha it looked like those kind of bras
i bought from kidddy palace like in P6 hehe

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:41 AM

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AHHHHH!!!!
Outrage of modesty is something i have witnessed three times!!!
that perverted shivani!
took advantage of my sexy/hot/pretty face/body....
like we were walking up the stairs to the 5th floor
which they said was the fourth floor
coz our sch added a basement for no reason-.-
and she lifted up my skirt!!!
she already asked if i was wearing shorts and i already told her NO
and yet...she thought i was being sarcastic
and this happened 3 times!!!!!!!!!
shes just some new species of dodo birds...

I FEELLLLLL SOOOOOOO violated!!!!!
she saw my underwear three times and it so happened
that i was wearing pink...HOT PINK underwear all 3 times
and pls...
they're not the same underwear
i wash my panties ok!!!!

actually i don mind it if she sees my underwear coz haha
im hot
but!!!
not in sch...it feels weird.
and there were ppl around ok!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:36 AM

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HAHAHAHAHA
ok again in bio class
shivani asked me
DO YOU LIKE MY BODY
and i said NO(no one likes a chopstick figure)
and she called me an ANTIBODY!!!!
HUH!!!!
yup we were talking bout antibodies in class
something which kills viruses
bla bla bla

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:34 AM

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HAHA
shivani told me some lame stuff again
she was like....
if u keep eggs in an egg farm
then sperms are kept in a sperm bank HAHAHAHA
coz yah we were talking about sperm banks in
bio class...
we talk about EVRYTHING in bio class
which is TOTALLY FREAKY!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:33 AM

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I HAVE DECIDED to go
ANTI-FURRRRRR
ANNNNND
ANTI LEATHER
oh ya i didn noe leather was made of animal skin
GOSH
and i have like....leather stuff
which is quite old fashioned but
yup
anyway dont let those china ppl skin the animals
for the skin!!!!
LET THE SKIN LIVE!!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:28 AM

Wednesday, April 9, 2008 ;

HAHA lame Kavin
he's indian and his hair stands up naturally like a tsunami
and when mrs tan saw him
the first thing she thought of when she saw indian with hair was
WAH UR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A CURRY PUFF
-.-

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:58 AM

Friday, April 4, 2008 ;

YEAH we won sports fest YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOWADDLE WON WADDLE WONahya i planned to do hmwk there but in the end...we just ended up talking about how much milk we hadand li yong said something bout how old pplhad cheese instead of milk-.-


two retards smiling together

The aadventures of the Bin


weirdos la all trying to fight to fit in the camera


yes illiana the one with the huge face is retarded too..

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:30 AM

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HAIZ HAIZ HAIZ
imm depressed now...
the lyrics from this song suits my mood really well

I am lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you're hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

I'm all out of love,
I'm so lost without you
I know you were right,
believing for so long
I'm all out of love,
what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from this long lonely nights I'm reaching for you,
are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh, so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on?
There's no easy way,
it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Ooh, what are you thinking of
What are you thinking of What are you thinking of what are you thinking of

AAAHHHHH im so out of love..
ever since yesterday!!!
i lost freddie..
gosh maybe i left him at school..
ARGH
now theres no one to smile at me while i
struggle with man vs hmwk
HAIZ
FREDDIE WHERE ARE YOU...
ALL love is gone...
freddie is the frog on my pencil...
and even tho he is a pencil!!!
he provides comfort...

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:21 AM