Thursday, July 31, 2008 ;

ah evil shivani
thinks im GAYBO
wad la...
u noe why???
coz we were changing in class
when alanna went to change in the toilet
so we were like
OH SHE NEVER CHANGES IN CLASS
then i was like
oh but actually want to see her naked

and the next thing u noe
shivani is out and about teling everyone im so pervetic
HELLO
u think i really want to see her naked
??????
i get a better view looking at myself in the mirror in the toilet please
i just wanted to see the difference in skin colour
like coz she's so tan
so i wanna see how she looks like being fair
IM NOT LES please.
AHHH MY LIFE IS GREAT

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:16 AM

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
ALANNA UR LIFE IS GREAT LAH....
nationals for softball first place...
geog essay 10/10
and today i wasted a whole lot of time
shivani's right
sch's better
coz we're doing something and not actually wasting out time
like today...
and yesterday
and the past month
i havent had cca in a month and yet everytime i get home i do nothing
but when i do have cca
im complaining all the time
how i wish i can be like grace
jeez then i'd be doing something all the time
IM SUCH A PIECE OF POOOOOOOP

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:11 AM

Monday, July 14, 2008 ;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS ONG!!!
YES i understand what a joy it is for me to be in your lit class
and yes...i know you cant live without me
coz you'd die in the boredom of lit
and yes .... you never want me to leave you

THUS!!!!we have wrote you a poem during history...
actually its a play
shakespearean play(is that how you spell it)
hope you like it!!!
oh and there are guidelines at the bottom
just in case its tooo
CHIMOLOGY for you hehe

narrator: lady ong enters the whelm of never ending knowledge
she paces and struts in the box
No brave one where thee?
Thou question awaits its bride

*student halanna raises her hand

Lady ong: Alas! Where I did meet thee once?
I teach not a sponge!

Halanna: Could all this brain
Keep in not a little knowledge
To underestimate
Thy worst choice yet!
Mirth and laughter along, thy answer i shall put forth!

The long awaited bride to the question
It is Shylock my dearest!
Whom fell for the one, fairer than the sun since the world began!

Shiverean: I bear you no ill will dear friend
But the answer i am afraid, pursue's you not!

Halanna: who dare defy the great honourable one
you disgraceful old nit wit!

Shverean: Not a bit of truth lies in your breath
You self proclaimed GREAT ONE
well, THY HAND RESTS HERE FOR YOU TO
CONVERSE TO!
The real bride is, shylock was no more!
It was as you see me, lord bassanio!
Whom loved portia! This wheres I stand!

Lady ong: FYE FYE FYE for as i am!
Dear Halanna, I cannot thinnk you are my student!
Your words, so wrong that no better wrong the
the wise moon has ever cast upon!

BUT AHA!!! Shispearean.
I lay in the honour of your intelligence!
For the bride as you say,
was indeed Lord Bassanio whom loved thy Portia
And now my Question has finally been married off

Halanna: INSOLENCE! I am not bound to answer you no more

Shispearean: YOu pet of the teacher's! Your shame you have brought us upon!
The price you must pay!
I thereby demand a pound of your knowledge!

Lady Ong: Obliged is your request Shispearean!
For thou your smartery is beyong compare
Violence shall not be tolerated!

Halanna! RETREAT to your resting ground
read the wonderful work ''Merchant Of Venice'' Again!
Class dismissed!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:36 PM

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WAD HAS THIS WORLD BECUM INTO!!!!!
and they call us a first world country
OH YEAH
then explain why we dont have yami yoghurt in
ORCHARD
im not being unreasonable or anything
BUT ORHCARD
imagine after shopping for an entire day
the most tiring sport ever
and u sit down
you need something
cold
something soft
something squishy
(im not talking bout gatorade its not squishy)

ALAS!!! yoou think of yami yoghurt
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
there isnt any
al u can find is
OLD CHANG KEE
even old chang kee has more outlets!!
WAD!!!!
or maybe you'd find some ice cream cart
selling $1 ice cream
not that its bad
but its fattening
SOOOOO
WHERE IS THE LOVE
FOR YOGHURT!!!!


THINK BOUT IT!!!!
the pain...
suffering....
of NOT having that cup
of peach flavoured yoghurt
OH! HOW MY HEART SINGS IN SORROW!!
AND DROWNS ITSELF IN MISERY.....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:29 PM

Sunday, July 6, 2008 ;

look at what i got from sarah's blog.hehe
so poor things in japan
they actually do not mind being squshed!
think its kinda normal for them already during the rush hour
and here we are complaining in singapore
we are so lucky in SO many ways
like we dont have to row a boat to school due to some reatarded flood

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:08 AM

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look at what i read....LAME

Impalement is an interesting punishment that was quite popular in the Middle Ages.
the way you do it is you insert a sharpened pole into a person's rear end
and then stand the pole upright
so that he squirms
on top of it
like a
LIVING SHISH KEBAB

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:49 AM

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yeah !!!
stole this from alanna's blog coz i was lazy to type it in myself.hehe

im posting just to post this quiz up,
which Esther never ever posts since the day she claimed that she would -.-!!!
Anyway, this was a quiz made by Esther and I like 1 or 2 weeks ago.
Can't really remember.
I set the questions and she helped
with the 'Mostly A's, you are.......................' thingo.
Kay, you can do the quiz if you want (:
It's professional :DDD
1. Get married to:
a) A nerd
b) A lawyer
c) A banker
d) Anybody as long as he loves me (eg. even a beggar)

2. Give birth to:
a) 3 boys 2 girls
b) 2 boys 3 girls
c) 4 boys 1 girl
d) 1 boy 4 girls

3. Be a:
a) Housewife
b) Tai-tai
c) nu qiang ren (woman who is very independent and depends on herself for everything)
d) Widow

4. Spend:
a) $1000 a day
b) $3000 a day
c) $5000 a day
d) $10,000 a day

5. Which maid will you choose?
a) Filipino
b) Indonesian
c) Bangladesh
d) Chinese

6. What name would you like your maid to have?
a) Maria
b) Sophia
c) Siti
d) Barney

7. Which car would you buy?
a) Porsche
b) Mercedes
c) Ferrari
d) Lamborghini

8. Which would you marry?
a) Chinese (Singaporean)
b) Ang-Moh
c) Bangladesh
d) Malay

9. Which product is your favourite?
a) Face-lift cream
b) Boob enhancer (idea gotten from esther!!)
c) Whitening lotion
d) Mascara


Kay if you had really gone to do the quiz,
here're the mostly As and mostly Bs thing ((:

Mostly As:You're an old woman with sagging face.
You love cheesy and corny stuff especially your taste in men.
You are cheap-skate and like to buy from Pasar Malam.

Mostly Bs:You are a typical British ang-moh who loves to dress sexily and find security in having big boobs. (-.-) You cannot drive well!

Mostly Cs:You are an Indian-wannabe-Chinese.
You hate your own gender and wish you were a guy.
You are fascinated by fast moving objects and find joy in mathematical sums.

Mostly Ds:You are a poor, miserable woman who is desperate for a WOMAN.
Your only wish is that Singapore would legalize lesbianism and want to get fresh with your own daughter.
You are very childish and fantasize that one day you'll live in a big mansion.
DREAM ON

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:41 AM

Saturday, July 5, 2008 ;

denise dad apparently loves fish
he thinks they're relaxing to look at coz they have no stress and look so peaceful
but then the other time
the fish jumped out of the tank
and instead of taking and putting it back
into the tank like any other normal person
he picked it up with a tissue and threw it out the window

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:02 AM

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ANOTHER LAME COMMENT FROM WHO ELSE
the magnific GRACE!!!

grace says:WHY DO WE HAVE NAILS???
nana says: to protect the skin underneeath thats snesitive
grace: then why don we have nails on our faces
nana says: *lame face kinda look
grace says: do you know what our finger will look like without a nail??
esther says: a sponge
grace says: no
esther says: a wet reddish sponge
grace says: no.
grace again says: IT WILL LOOK JUST LIKE A FINGER *bursts out laffing
grace again: with no nail it'll just be skin
so the entire thing will look like the rest of the finger

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:56 AM

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YET ANOTHER lame comment from grace's class recently

hilary(supposedly smart one);how do deers give birth
grace:they give birth la unless u expect them to lay an egg
hilary: no i mean they have horns
grace: antlers u mean
hilary: wadever...so they have antlers then how the baby come out
later poker the stomach also then cannot eat
denese: oh ya...it'll poke the back side too!!!
grace: firstly....they DON GIVE BIRTH FROM THEIR BACKSIDE
secondly....
THEY"RE HORNS DON GROW IN THE WOMB!!!
thirdly...ITS THE WOMB NOT STOMACH
YOU WANT THEM TO DIGEST THE BABY
AND POOP IT OUT AH

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:30 AM