Friday, February 29, 2008 ;

My maid was so lame...
she was like in depression mode once and i asked her and she told me
she was sad
over the death of her pig
basically the mum sat on it due to the lack of space
it suffocated and died.
also she has no doors at her house
thats why ppl often still her chickens-.-

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:01 AM

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HELLOOO
so funny
the other day my mum was telling me
about when i was young, she changed my diapers,
and there was once i pee on her
puked on her and often exerted explosive motions on her.
AND I REALLY MEAN EXPLOSIVE MOTION
Motion referring to my shit
and explosive...wel its self explanaitory.
yah so basically i shit oh her.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:58 AM

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 ;

BOYS DO NOT READ THIS(if there are even any boys who read my blog)
WARNING!!!its gotta do with puberty(i raise my eyebrows)

ok so i was standing in the shower...
and then the floor got bloody
you know why
its the PERIOD for the PERIOD!
and then suddenly one really RED and bloody blobbish thing..
came out
so i touched it
it was soft and squishy like jelly
so i told my maid it was...
MY EGG!!!
and my sis was like:dont eggs come out on the first day?
and i was like:oh...but it feels like my egg
and my sis was like:you havent even felt your egg b4...DUMB!
and my sis was again like:you're so stupid arent our eggs supposed to be like unseen by the naked eye
and i went: OH YAH HOR!


haha so that fateful day
i found out it wasnt my egg which was quite saddening honestly
sigh
oh well
my eggs are somewhere out there!!!OR IN HERE....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:33 AM

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DURING LAB!!!
shivani was even lamer
if the word lamer exists
we had two knives
one pink and one blue
and she first took the pink knife..note the PINK
(first reactions show whether or not one is bimbo-PINK!)
and then she decided to take the blue one
her reason?
Pink doesnt suit my skin colour...
-.-
and when we had to cut up the jelly
she was giving that stupid tense look
and was like shouting OPERATION 69
as she waved her BLUE KNIFE in the air

lamo supremo

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:28 AM

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HELLLLOOOOO
today was lame.at least for bio
you know why
because of shivani
everything is lame bcause of shivani
and she keeps saying i like suzie
lol more like shivani likes suzi
ANYWAY BACK TO THE POINT
Here's our conversation
me:Here comes Mr Desuza late for class
SHIvani:I tell you he better buck up..better PULL UP HIS SOCKS
ME:his socks are very high what
SHivani:AHYO!!!!YOU dumb or wad...i meant it in figurative speech

and off she went telling everyone.
and I
still dont know what it means to PULL UP ONE"S SOCKS....
in thinking mode...

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:24 AM

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HAHA
so funny
Mr Toh philo teacher
said he walked past our sch's boys toilet
(yes...RGS has a boys toilet)
and saw a girl walking out
when he asked why
she just said the girls toilet was very far away-.-
and then we had our philo discussion
woots so fun!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:35 AM

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 ;

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!
EVERYONE I HOPE U GROW PRETTIER!!
OR MAYBE JUST ME THEN
heh heh
plus the other day my sis and her friend was being really rettarded
her friend's most embarrassing moment was when she was little
and her hair fell on the ground
and she picked it up trying to stick it back on her head...
-.-

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 7:49 PM

Friday, February 1, 2008 ;

Shivani looks like hippo
way better than how her anoraxic(donno how to spell) self looks






































......... I SAW
FINE I DIDNT SEE
but i KNOW
that
my sis didnt wash her hair for six days-.-













G STRING IN THE AIR LIKE U JUST DONT CARE
SO HAPPY
So WIGGLY

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:34 AM

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APPARENTLY
nothing weird happenined today
assembly was fun!!!
some ppl came with a whole lot of drums
and were hitting it like mad making alot of nicely weird noises
so cool!!!
and this eng teacher started to dance la
and my class did some limbo kinda thing
OHOH
mr desuza looks funny when he played the drums
The rest looked like they're making roti prata
plus so many ppl volunteered to go try la
like bombard the stage
anyway i bet playing the drums
is a gd source of inteval training
so fast like zebra
couldnt even see their hands
only the sweat
BUT THE OLD MAN WAS COOL!!!!
like some walking traffic light haha
and at dinner
we were discussing bout the F word
so funny la
mum actually looked like she enjoyed saying it
wonder where it originated from
now i gtg play with my bro
he wants me to act like a fish
FISH OFF!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:25 AM