Monday, March 31, 2008 ;

YEAH
gonna do service learning this sat
heard that the kids there very PAI KIA
freaky man
you can be teaching them and they'll just suddenly run off
and play with your phone like the whole day
poor kids
either divorced parents, in jail or etc
THEREFORE
i shall try my best to brng joy to these kids
hopefully they dont ask me teach some p6 kid
scarly the maths problem sum i donno how to do
pai seh=]
i might even evangelise to them!!!
SPREAD THE GOSPEL
then a whole bunch of kids will bombard the church haha

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:55 AM

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LOL sarah's so funny
during training
we were doing abs in e gym...
mr jalleh was there though..
thank gdnss hes didn wear gay purple fbts
ok so she stared in the mirror while doing abs
and said



my legs are actually quite long
(HELLO THEY'RE FRREAKIN LONG)
my ASS IIS HUGE
(she hasnt got an ass)


ahya tmr my armpits are gonna hurt like mad
sicko weights so heavy
...
and i didn jog my 2.4 today
i feel so weak.....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:51 AM

Sunday, March 30, 2008 ;

JUST RECENTLY
in another bio class
shivani and others were talking about our little
HOT SPRING
its hot because it comes out wwarm...
SO I WAS TELLING HER
that she's been talking about her HOT SPRING the WHOLE DAY
AS IF that makes up the DAYS OR HER LIVES
and she was like
ITS ACTUALLY
THE MONTHS OF OUR LIVES

because our HOT SPRINGS
ERUPT monthly
get it???
AS IN the red sea you see?
in the toilet???
(GOSH if u dont get it you're worse than me)

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:41 AM

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HUA ZHen thinks that you have crams in your ASS
thats why ppl always say
you're a pain in the the ass

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:40 AM

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EW
huazhen thinks that if you have hair...you arent gay
then what about all the chest hairs that gay guys have!!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:39 AM

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SO WE WERE PLAYING chrades during recess
and i had to do viagra
which i have no idea what it totally means
so i asked ms ong
but she wouldnt tell me
so i shouted to the table next door asking deborah
and miss ong scolded me -.-
guess its not something you just mention aloud in public.


And durin bio
lee yin was laughing like mad
coz we were talking bout the circulatory system
and she kept saying that
theres a human defieciancy in WOmens veins
apparently they often explode out.

and shivani added on that
women are considered to be committing suicide
coz we have bloodflow for five days
like the red sea.
and bla bla bla.so sick

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:35 AM

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during math i rolled a piece of paper into a ball
and threw it at lee yin
unfortunately
it landed on her mammary glands(BOOBS LA)
so i asked her: HOW TOUCHED DO YOU FEEL
LEEYIN: no feeling
and she started chanting BOING BOING BOING
coz apparently the paper bounced off her -.-

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:33 AM

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PLAN A : attempt to commit suicideREPORT: FAIL

PLAN B: attempt to commit suicideREPORT:FAIL

PLAN C:attempt to commit suicideREPORT:FAIL


IF ALL ELSE FAILSThere's always the option of drowning yourselfIn the comfort of your own kitchen


PLEASE DO NOT REST




"EUROPEAN DINING WITH ALANNA"get your dvd in all retail stores now


HOW TO SIT LIKE A LADYALways open your coffeeshop.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:25 AM

Thursday, March 27, 2008 ;

APPARENTLY
melissa had a friend who scraped herself when opening an umbrella
and the blood squirted eevrywhere and onto her blouse
wow
sharp umbrella
and christie poked herself when using her pencil...
WOW.
sharp pencil -.-

HAHA during HDB trip me and shiva were like doing some
WEIRD STUFF
like acting seductive and all lol
and we did some BOOB enhancement commercial thing.wadever
WE LAUGH LIKE MAD LA
werent even listening to e tour guide..
yes we needed a tour guide for singapore...
especially for toa payoh....-.-
SO WEIRD LA
i mean we were all staring up at the flats of toa payoh
and this tour guide was explaining a huge ton of stuff about it
which was quite unbelievable coz i didnt noe
one could have so much to talk bout HDBs
and all the passer bys were like staring like crazy.
gosh
so embarrassing
but it was fun hehe
and we saw e toa payoh tree
apparently someone died trying to cut it down
WAAA ATE ALOT MAn
like i got free sprite fries and others
then we visited diff showrooms of flats at hdb hub
quite cool
HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS




on a cold rainy dayall alonesobbing away(I RHYME!!!!poet in training=])

I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON

i was staring at my oh-so-pretty shoes


looking at my only means of escape from a bomb shelter


the pregnant meets civilisation for the first time

ballet in the wilderness

THe chronicles of toa payoh
The man.the plant.The bin
SUzie in his jungle outfit.too much of jungle book.OOOH and he wears crocs=]


errr...

Thinking about my future...which is freakin bright

THE man and the concubine


Yes girls.Lesson no 1 : Dont let any hot guy off



Dancing in the rain.

Alanna's simplistic mind.She derives so much joy from chrades
Life and times of the pregnant.Support your back.

Life and times of the pregnant part 2
USe the escalator

Life and times of the pregnant part 3.Choosing your dream home



OFFERRINGS TO the elders



COFFEE OR TEA...sprite...

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:17 AM

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HAHA shivani ah

LEARNING JOURNEY WAS FUN!! YEAH

thanks to ME

SHIVANI AND ALANNA!

others as well of course

anyway LIT was hard but oh well

its lit

before our SA she lifted up her entire pinafore exposing her HAIRLESS LEGS

thanks to veet

and was saying that she had unfinished business to do

apparently that morn she didn have enough time to

button up her blouse

she only did for a few buttons .perverted

LOOSEN UP YPUR BUTTONS BABY haaha



and today liying and shiva were talking bout being lame

and leeyin suggested shivani changed her email to

lamofied@hotmail.com

so ahbeng la.



OH YES

and one more thing

we were doing abs

and then christie suddenly said something bout

sarah telling her that if u do abs while u have that THING

u'll be infertile

HAHAHAHAHA

so funny

napha maybe i'll tell them im having it and don wanna be infertile

then i can skip sit ups LOL

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:09 AM

Saturday, March 22, 2008 ;

HAHA me and sarah were like really lame...as always..
yah but she's so great! and so am i! and i love her!!
OLIVE TOOO!!! WEEEEEE

ASS ther says:dont no one even dare try to outbimbo u!!
ASSther says:u're like
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:haha
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:THE ULTIMATE!
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:haha
ASSther says:the olympic bimbo champion
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:haha maybe!
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:can get gold one eh!
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:dont play play uh
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says::D

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:16 PM

Monday, March 17, 2008 ;

OMG!!!
haha sarah's church is super funny la
at least the guys are
they went to some guy who was sleeping and wrapped him to the bed with toilet paper!!!
WHO DOES THAT

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:38 AM

Saturday, March 15, 2008 ;

YEAH OUR PHOTOS!
hehe a bit weird tho...u noe wad i mean


LETS THINK.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:04 AM

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YEAH HEY!!!!
back back back from youth retreat
AHYO that sarah so BAD
haha
say olive's bag nice nvr say mine nice hehe
nah jkjk
anyway again i'll just sum it up la

fun:DUH
friends:olive and sarah and MY GROUP MEMBERS!!!
sleep:great.the bed was weirdly comfortable.thank god i didnt pee
stuff:didnt forget anything=]
prayer:TONS
devotion:tons
worship:cooooool!!!
insects: infinite.esp mosquitoes.toilet also got
toilet:didnt have to queue for e shower=] MADE CHOCO CAKE EVERYDAY
others includes...
cam whoring or yadaing as olive puts it.
HAHA sarah was like some AH LIAN in the skit
super funny la
the plot so simple and yet they can drag until so long
ours was weird
we're the FLYING FATTIES
and they kept calling me FLONDE LA
which is BLONDE with an F
since we were the F group
they said i should release the inner blondeness in me
WHAT....
IM 100% pure ASIAN
AND im proud of it=]

so yup yup it was fun.THANKS EVERYONE

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:17 AM

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 ;

ENGLISH IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
okay now thats settled lets talk about philo
ISNT IT JUST FUN...
i mean we get to talk about why VOLUNTARY EUTHANASIA IS A MORAL ISSUE
WOOOHHOOO
i feel all energised.
(if u still cant sense the sarcasm u seriously should consider euthanasia)

ANYWAY bryan is such a great help
GOSH
for once im appreciating his existence
its because of how intellectually advanced he is compared to me..
NOT to mention his age
HAHA

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:19 PM

Sunday, March 9, 2008 ;

OHHHH gosh im so popular tat even alanna has to climb on a desk to get a peak of me

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 9:39 PM

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HAHA everytime we see the girl who did grassland express commercial
in our sch
shivani would like laugh like mad okkkkaay
why?
beats me
i can nvr understand the complex mind of L.A.M.O.S.
she was saying that grassland express will cater to all ur needs
so they have a toilet on the bus
and when u shit
it comes out thru a hole at the bottom
lands on the ground
and fertilises it
so grass grows out
therefore
GRASSLAND EXPRESS!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:16 AM

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Shivani is super weird
her thinking.....TWISTED

like during founders day
mr lim wore a colourful striped shirt which was AHEM!!!
and shivani was saying that he wore a colourful striped shirt
coz that day he had too many colours to choose from and couldnt pick so
he got 3 in 1
-.-
the day gets
lamer and lamer

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:08 AM

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Shivani's friend is super funny ok.....

SHE WENT SWIMMING AND THEN WENT TO JUMP INTO THE POOL

BUUUUUUUTTTTTT SPRAINED HER LEG...-.-

bcuz the pool was tooo shallow.....

i have no idea wad to say to that....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:05 AM

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LOL bio class was fun
esp we kept laughing at bolus....
which means a ball of food
and boli
means BALLS of food
singular and plural
suzie says its coz that sounds more scientific than saying swallowing a ball of food so now its
swallowing a bolus
HAHAHAHA
and Rachel thinks the scientific name of our voice box is
voiso boxo -.- -.- -.-
DIAO DIAO DIAO LA
so funny

OHOHOH AND MY MUM READS THE BOXCAR CHILDREN SERIES....
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHILDISH

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:59 AM

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HUA ZHEN CALLED ME A PRUNE!!!!
hello????do i look wrinkly???
im like 14 u noe...sheesh
coz we were discuccing philo and some thing bout not using urself as
a means to an end bla bla crap crap.
she told me we had to think about how we could preserve ourselves or something
so i was like prunes???
and yeah stuff like dat
AND SO NOW.......i'll just accept my pruny self
anyway ive nvr seen a prune soft toy b4...wonder why
so my fellow fols ppl!!!
join me in the merry making of trnasforming myself and renewing my mind
INTO A PRUNE
hmmm we should start calling others prunes
sounds weird tho
hehe wonder wat'll it be like if it was an international bad word
hAHAHAHA

oh and hte other time i was touching my notebk...
hua zhen thot i was talking to it...
LAMOOOOOOOOOO

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:51 AM