Sunday, May 18, 2008 ;

Ryan asked grace WHY SHE WAS SO FAT.
when she wasnt even in TAF club and he was
-.-

anyway we were playing cheat last night
when grace asked if we could go to bed
because she was overcomed by fatigue....
its the FPD
fat people disease.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:23 PM

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last night were were playing bling mice
and the topic of FARTS came up.
Kirsten said: there was once i farted in the toilet but it wasn't really a fart.It was a fart with
a watery sound....

Dad: last time i went to pee in the toilet but then my shit came out so i just left it there on the
floor and quickly left.

Kirsten: When i fart and dont want others to here it... I'll clap really loudly

Grace: when I fart i'll rub my nads on the table and ask others if they heard the sound i just made by rubbing the table

Kirsten: teachers pee really loudly

Grace: Yah once we were in the toilet and someone was peeing very loudly in the cubicle. So
i purposely said very LOUDLY to me friend "eh that person pee very noisy" and my friend replied very LOUDLY "ya lor who is that ah so loud"
and then the teacher walked out from the toilet and quickly walked out coz very paiseh

Grace: stupid ryan said i farted so much that if he collected all of it....it could fuel a 'C.N.G' car (Compressed Natural Gas)

Marcus: grace i know you farted...even though u hid the sound...coz i have a fart ddetector...MY NOSE IS A FART DETECTOR!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:11 PM

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Denise's Dad was so lame.
he bought her stickers coz she liked stickers and cute stuff
unfortunately
he bought her HORSE STICKERS'
and told her to paste them on her wall and admire it
PLUS
they were POP UP stickers
some were stickers of horses
and the rest were stickers of people riding horses LOL

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:09 PM

Wednesday, May 7, 2008 ;

HUH HUH..HUH HUH IM reatardded.....


The ideal body for women


The ideal body for men


KARAOKE AT UNCLE SK's HOUSE!!!!


Uncle Sk's pretty yet HUGE house.


WOOHOO BIRTHDAY's JUST ROCK DONT THEY!!!


first attempt in taking a self potrait--FAIL


THE gayness is blinding


JUSt another one to emphasise on her weird-ness


my maid's preparations b4 going to spain.....look like a bull


swimming in pillows away at dreamland....awwww....careful not to suffocate=]


THATS how u play fire crackers..it takes SKILLL


my brother's huge face=]


attempt 1 to get him to listen to you


atempt 2 to get him to listen to you


Attempt ATTEMPT 2 AGAIN!!!


attempt 3: parents never listen....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:16 AM

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love at first sight=]

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:52 AM

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HAHA this simple plan video is damn lame...
but hey i like their new album!!!!
anyway its so gross...especially the parts where like all the high sch kids get hurt
HAHAHAHA served them right=]

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:48 AM

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OMG SUPERHERO movie is DAMNNNNNN funny!!!
me and crystal were like laughing at the movie the whole time
and not just the movie!!!
we were also laughing at the people who were laughing at the movie HAHA
apparently they were like americans lol
not discriminating here
just wonder wad it'd be like to watch a comedy in america haha
everyone laughing
woah and the guy beside us burped so loud
bet he contributed to global warming

haha and the movie didn't even last for more than an hour!!!
the extra half an hour was spent watching the firefly guy
wear his suit at the beginning of the movie which was super long
AND watching the weird scenes stuff at the end
gosh it's so lame

and me and crstal were like so high today
because we did so much jay walking!
we wasted alot of time walkin from sch to far east
which included LOTSA jay walking/running
like should we go?
no!
are u sure?
ok go!
maybe not...
wat if a car comes
i've got a freakin bright future i cant be knocked down
ARGH HECCK JUST CROSS
haha...
all the adrenalin!!!!

and then we walked around but saw no one to watch a movie with us
us we took a bus to cathay
and then we walked to plaza sing
argued bout bubble tea
and then took the mrt BACK to orchard
because i had no money to sit the bus
and crystal only had 45cents
so we were like getting stressed out in the middle of the road
finally realising we could buy an mrt ticket and get change unlike taking a bus -.-
stupid
and walked to lido
where we went up some stairs...
walked down the esalator
and realised we were back on the same floor
we saw borders twice
and everyshop twice
ALL BECAUSE OF iliana!!!
who told us she was at ben&jerry's at cathay...
BUT NOOOOOO....
it was closed...
maybe she mistook hagendas for ben&jerrys
and mistook cathay for cathay cineleisure
OH GOODNESS!!!!

and when returning home
crystal wouldnt let me take the mrt to serangoon
so we stood and argued for like 15 MINUTES BOUT WHERE WE SHOULD GO
and then i wanted to top up my ezlink card
but after putting in 4 dollars
there wasn't a button which said like ''ENTER''
but only a ''cancel'' button
just to realise
that i had to give at least 5 dollars!!!
so i put in a dollar coin
ONLY TO REALISE
they didnt accept coins
SO HECk
i just bought a standard ticket
but when i was about to put in a 2-dollar note
they opened the entry slot for COINS!!!!
OH MY!!OH DEARY ME!!!!!!!!
sheeeeeesh...........

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:38 AM

Monday, May 5, 2008 ;

GRACE"S friend was lame okkk....
like he sat in his chair in a daze...
staring at his book as he waved his pencil in the air up and down
like an aeroplane
when suddenly
he stuck it up his nose
still looking at the book he is

OH YES and did u noe that someone who takes day trips is known as a
day tripper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA day tripper
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

back to topic...
grace was sitting on bryans chair
with his bag on it
and so he said excuseme coz he wanted to get something
aso grace moved forward
he said excuseme again
and she moved a little more
and he said excuseme
and she moved
and he said excuseme and she moved
and he said excuseme
until she was at the edge of the seat
and
he finally said
i think you're too fat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH nicely said=]

oh and grace was attemting her eng paper today tho her head was full of science
and there was one questn which asked for another meaning for ABHORED
and she selected the choice SCORN
coz she remembered hearing the saying
HELL HATH NO FURY GREATER THAN A WOMAN SCORNED
so she picked the choice SCORN.
wow great.PASS LA LIKE TAT.
and they gave her the word BREEFLY which was spelled wrongly
and requuired they spell it correctly
and she didnt noe it was BRIEFLY
so she spelt BRIEVELY
thinking it was men's brieves.
WOAH PASS!

haha her friends arent any better
the paper gave the statement IT WAS A RICH AND DENSE FOREST
and asked wad rich meant
and one person put:
it meant that the forest had a lot of money -.-
its the best class in sch btw

and another statement said
the forest was cultivated
and denise answered
that the statement meant that the forest was cut down to build british buildings

WOW IM SO IMPRESSED!kids nowadays have so much potential!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:46 AM

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if cotton comes from a cotton plant
and wool comes from a sheep
where does cotton wool come from??
mixture of both?
ew.....

anyway my mum was like complaining the entrie time i came home today
that cotton bud id wasteful
coz its wool of the sheep
and bla bla bla
and my sis suggested they used hair-.-
so u use hair to clean ur hair...
WHY DIDNT ANYONE THINK OF IT -.-
and then she burst into her hysteric laughter which rang thru the household
as i attempted to study BIO

hah her class had an examination today anyway- english
but apprently she studied for science yesterday LAMO
and when my mum asks her wad exams she has
she says she doesnt noe
and asked my mum
when it is in fact HERSELF who should know since she's taking the exam
and so the exam dates are pasted on the fridge
but she doesnt check and no one checks it
HAIZ
should learn to be a lil like me
im like so up-to-date

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:41 AM

Saturday, May 3, 2008 ;

walao my lame sister is SUPER MANIPULATIVE
like once no one was home except her and my younger bro
and my bro wanted to play the comm
so he told my sis
and she was like: you tell me the comm's password and i'll help u on the comm
bro:but mum say i cant tell you
and he walks off
2 mins later he returns
bro:i on by myself
and he did it only to realise he cant typre using the keyboard
sis:i type for you
bro ponders a while
bro:but you type then u forget the passwrod ok??
sis: ok i just type then i forget..
sis finishes typing
bro:you forget the password?
sis:yes i type already so OOPS i forgot the password
bro: when mum come back u pretend u dont noe the password
and dont type infront of them okay??
sis: ok...

AND THAT FATEFUL
THE PASSWORD WAS EXPOSED TO THE WORLD!!!
IS THIS RETRIBUTION FOR SOMETHING I"VE DONE????
JEEZ
u have NO IDEA how hard it was for me to come up with a suitable password

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