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Saturday, May 3, 2008 ;

ON this grand opening of
ESTHER'S BOOB ENHANCER
we are giving away 3 free passes
to 3 very special people with boobs the size of flatlands
who will receive
a complimentary set
of Esther's BOOB ENHANCERR
including
1 ESTHER"S BOOB ENHACER DELUXE
1 ESTHER'S BOOB ENHANCER MOISTURIZER WITH SPF 50
AND 1 ESTHER's BOOB ENHANCER MASSAGER
WORTH SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER EVER EVER EVER AFFORD
IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME!!!

ANDD THE WINNERSSS AREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIRST StoP>>>>your one AND only MAD WOMAN WHO LAUGHS AT COMMS THE ENTIRE DAY
ALANNA KONG!!!!!

SECOND STOP>>>your one AND only STRESSED TEENAGE GIRL WHO HAS BOOBS WHICH WILL ONLY GROW TO THE SIZE OF A MAN's>>>
SHIVANI P.P.P.P

FINALLY>>>>your one AND only CONTESTANT WHO HAS YET TO REACH PUBERTY AT THE OLD AGE OF 14>>>>>>
JOCELYN..something....

WOOOHOOOOO!!!
THERE YOU GO!!!.
THANK YOU AND HAVE A BIMBOOBTIC ESTHER"S BOOB ENHANCER DAY!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:12 AM