Thursday, June 5, 2008 ;

HAHAHA ok i read this book tat was seriously funny....
here's some stuff i came across

Who among us is ever going to be the one to come up with the meaning of life
or the cure for cancer
or a piece of gum tat keeps its flavour
for more than six bloody seconds
and how is the world gonna become a better place if young people do NOT stretch themselves
to the next level of science and literature
INSTEAD
all they ever do is google the photos of the latest celebrity to have her boob accidentally pop out on stage


MTV is the root of all evil because
their advertising does nothing but
convince young people that their faces are too filled with acne
and
their armpits are too foul smelling
and their pads are not absorbent enough

I must feign amusement at stories of the tooth fairy
because if i confessed to know tat
the entire thing is a sham
then the hard cash that appears under my pillow
following the loss of a tooth
gets suddenly cut off

to get rich,
just drive past your recycling centre everyday
and load your car with 2500
aluminium cans
and then drive back to the front and redeem them again for their full value

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:06 PM