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Monday, July 14, 2008 ;
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS ONG!!!YES i understand what a joy it is for me to be in your lit class
and yes...i know you cant live without me
coz you'd die in the boredom of lit
and yes .... you never want me to leave you
THUS!!!!we have wrote you a poem during history...
actually its a play
shakespearean play(is that how you spell it)
hope you like it!!!
oh and there are guidelines at the bottom
just in case its tooo
CHIMOLOGY for you hehe
narrator: lady ong enters the whelm of never ending knowledge
she paces and struts in the box
No brave one where thee?
Thou question awaits its bride
*student halanna raises her hand
Lady ong: Alas! Where I did meet thee once?
I teach not a sponge!
Halanna: Could all this brain
Keep in not a little knowledge
To underestimate
Thy worst choice yet!
Mirth and laughter along, thy answer i shall put forth!
The long awaited bride to the question
It is Shylock my dearest!
Whom fell for the one, fairer than the sun since the world began!
Shiverean: I bear you no ill will dear friend
But the answer i am afraid, pursue's you not!
Halanna: who dare defy the great honourable one
you disgraceful old nit wit!
Shverean: Not a bit of truth lies in your breath
You self proclaimed GREAT ONE
well, THY HAND RESTS HERE FOR YOU TO
CONVERSE TO!
The real bride is, shylock was no more!
It was as you see me, lord bassanio!
Whom loved portia! This wheres I stand!
Lady ong: FYE FYE FYE for as i am!
Dear Halanna, I cannot thinnk you are my student!
Your words, so wrong that no better wrong the
the wise moon has ever cast upon!
BUT AHA!!! Shispearean.
I lay in the honour of your intelligence!
For the bride as you say,
was indeed Lord Bassanio whom loved thy Portia
And now my Question has finally been married off
Halanna: INSOLENCE! I am not bound to answer you no more
Shispearean: YOu pet of the teacher's! Your shame you have brought us upon!
The price you must pay!
I thereby demand a pound of your knowledge!
Lady Ong: Obliged is your request Shispearean!
For thou your smartery is beyong compare
Violence shall not be tolerated!
Halanna! RETREAT to your resting ground
read the wonderful work ''Merchant Of Venice'' Again!
Class dismissed!
BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:36 PM