THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME

ME&MYSELF&I

SOCIALVOICE:mini opinion circle

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 ;

part two of potty training!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:09 AM

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HAHAHA
this is soooooooooooo cute=]

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:07 AM

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WAAAA
they have a michael jackson version for benny lava

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:31 AM

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hahahhaha would you mustard my hole...
haiz...
crying already

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:19 AM

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Ah shit this one also damn funny
tho i feel so racist
sorry ah shivani
hehe tho this one
the first part just keeps repeating nipples.
jeez
nothing else to talk bout
but still funny la

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:17 AM

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OMG this is damn funny
to me la
the second half very funny
the first few are just really mean
like insulting s'pore
haha
but the one which says
"errrr this is not my wife, my brother"
OMGOMG damn funny
stomach ache....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 4:09 AM

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hahahahah
i was thinking of shivani
when somehow
it reminded me of the video i saw on sarah's blog
think coz it was tamil
so shivani reminded me of it
anyway
its disgusting
but the song is quite cool
and the dancing is DAMN cool
hahaha just watch it laaaaaaaa
i liked it=]

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:53 AM

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hahahaha ok i was thinking bout shivani

when i remembered

on her birthday

i GAVE HER A HUMONGOUS ELMO!!!

and then i watched elmo videos

hahahha

and worst of all

the evil elmo

reminds me of EMO ALANNA!

when she's super mean

haiz....

GUYS IM MISSING YOU!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:46 AM

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stupid another LAME video

goh dont quite understand it but i was still laffing

must haven been really depressed

anyway think they're making fun of chairman mao

and the chinese communist views

hahahahahaha super mean la.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:40 AM

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OMG i was so emo today coz it was the first lesson without shivani and alanna

so i went online to watch lame videos

which weren't funny mind you

but quite stupid haha

esp the later half of the video were they anyhow interpret each line of the song BEAUTIFUL and the other one la

so retarded!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:31 AM

Saturday, August 23, 2008 ;

DEAREST SHIVANI DEAR,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've known you LONGER than alanna
and that hole oon the other side of my heart
has also been dug out! in fact
THEY DUG IT OUT
and threw it away!!!!
EVEN WORSE!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH

you are my counter part
my destiny
when i first entered school
I didn't think there'd be anyone as hopeless useless and soo full of crap
like me
BUT THEN YOU POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE
and filled my life with colours of the rainbow
SO NOW WHEREVER I AM
YOU ARE WITH ME

EXCEPT IN CLASS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONNTHS!
because like alanna,
you'll be sailing your own ship 6 PACIFIC OCEANS AWAY!!!
HOW CAN LIFE GO ON LIKE THIS!
I feel like my ship has just sunk
and pirates have robbed me of my great possesions

MY GREATEST REGRET IN RGS LIFE YET!
is that I never talked to you in sec 1
in fact
i thought u were some reatrded and lame person without a life
(though i still think that way about you)
The last two terms have been great
and im gonna miss you so much!

THANKS FOR

being emo-fied, with me in class,when we realise that BOTH OF US HAVE DONE NO WORK IN THE WEEKEND, and alanna has finished everything in advance in fact...
BEING LAMOFIED WITH ME IN CLASS, when we get bored and have nothing to do
YOUR SUDDEN OUTBURSTS OF ENERGY IN CLASS, and random shoutings in my face
FILLING UP MY BLOG POST WITH YOUR CRAP
accompanying me in AVOIDING EYE CONTACT from your mum in assembly
and always forgetting to where name tag
and borrowing money during recess
and making fun of teachers
and laughing at alanna for suddenly being emo in class, and always sucking up to mr lim
And not leaving me alone in maths class bcuz we both don understand anything
and not listening in GEOG therefore being unable to do our FA
and copying deb tang's lit handouts bcuz we never ever do our work
and being sad on mondays, because we didnt do any work
teaming up with alanna to sabo me in class
sharing indian conflicts taht you have
getting angry when asked to off the light
and being here
and there
and everywhere

IF OUR SCHOOL WAS A BOX AND WE WERE ALL CHAR SIEW BAOS,

I'd BE THE BAO(fairest skin)

ALANNA WILL BE THE CHAR SIEW(darker skin)

and SHIVANI

YOU WILL BE THE RED DOT ON THE TOP OF THE BAO

love,

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:30 AM

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DEAREST ALANNA DEARIE,

How has life been since Friday?
the last day of our GOOD TIMES
BBOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
My life has fallen apart since you left me
There is an empty hole in my heart
that was dug out
when the announcement was made
that we would be in different seating positions
even tho wer're in the same class
yet it feels like you're 5 PACIFIC OCEANS AWAY
YOU USED TO FILL THAT EMPTY HOLE.
LIFE WAS GREAT.
I FOUND TRUE LOVE
CHURCH BELLS RANG

AAAAHHH IM SO EMO NOW
Words can't express the totally
OUT OF THIS WORLD
feeling i had
when I heard that
YOU ME AND SHIVANI
were gonna be deskmates
WITH ME IN THE MIDDLE
to control u 2 twerps
THE OVERWHELMING JOY!!!!
even in this rainy weather
IT NEVER FAILS TO WARM MY COLD COLD HEART
IN FACT!
it works better than a bowl of maggie noodles with wanton!
DO YOU NOE THE EXTENT OF THAT WONDEFRUL-NESS?????

ALL THAT FUN
JOKES
RETARDED-NESS
now just
NOTHING MORE THAN A MISSING FRAGMENT OF MY PAST

POOP LA. promise me you'll still call me and ask me aboout homework
even though you know that I dont know what homework we have OK?????
SMS ME WHENEVER ITS EXAM TIME AND YOU NEED COMFORTING
OR JUST SOMEONE TO COMPLAIN TO
THOUGH YOU NOE I SUCK AT CONSOLING PEOPL!

SCHOOL ROCKS COZ OF YOU AND SHIVANI
IT ROCKS SO HARD
that i would rather be there with both of you than any other rock show
(except pussycat dolls coz they're hot)

THANKS FOR

HELPING ME WITH MY MATHS
planning out study scedule together when nearing exams
and never failing to make me stressed out, because you've done ur hmwk and revising, while i havent
Contributing to our MISS WANI CLASS HISTORY FOOD FUNDS
MAKING SCH FUN AND CHEERING ME ON TO STUDY
SCOLDING ME FOR NOT ATTENDING ANY CES
COMPARING LAZY ME TO YOUR HARDWORKING SELF AND SCOLDING ME, (though that never seems to take effect on me)
Spurring me on to study hard when life seems hopeless because you are always studying hard
leaving for your softball matches, leaving me behind alone in the back of the class, so lonely and all alone
cheating in TING XIE
AND GONG HAN
And all the other illegal stuff we do
thanks for vandalising freddie
and for the OBVIOUSLY MALE shirt with a frog prince u gave me on your birthfday
for being you
being there
being here
and everywhere

LOVE ME

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:16 AM

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

19 AUGUST 2008
1.54pm
THE DAY MY HEART STOPPED BEATING
AND I DIED

How shall my life go on from now.
exactly at that time
MISS SLEEPYHEAD announced tat we had to cahnge seats

yes to you
you may think
CHANGE SEAT ONLY WAD NO BIG DEAL.AHYO U DRAMA LA
but NO! its not just changing seats
ITS LIFE AND DEATH
the next two months are gonna be severe hardship and pain for me

MY CURRENT SEATING POSITION
IS PERFECT
perfect!
With ALANNA AND SHIVANI
AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS SOMEMORE

WHYWHYWHYWHY!!!!!!
ITS SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUN!
school was great because of them
GREATEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
*not including crystal and christine for now(irrelevant to topic)

SO I HAVE DEDICATED POSTS TO BOTH MY CUPPYCAKE GUMDROPS
I'll miss you so much NOT JUST TAT!
I'll miss the great life i once had
which has been shattered
all thanks to a certain someone someone
FREAK my life is just like tat LONGKANG
tat i step on everyday when i come down the bus

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:01 AM

Friday, August 22, 2008 ;

AHHHHHHHHHHdidn't post the pics for be yourself dayhere are like just some random ones

ALWAYS ACTING COOL LA!

LAME

HAHA stupid crystal being emo AGAIN

erm...

EMO

BEWARE OF MY
SHARP BOOB!

HOT ASSShivani gave this to me

Yes....strangle a toy

haha the LOCKER FILES

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:09 AM

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HAHA mean alanna.
called me a bitch and tole me to get lost
jeez

Shivani can't bear to let alanna go

stupid she's talking to a pencil

since alannna wont lemme kiss herwe'll share a kiss then
HEH HEH kinda cool

shivani the horse! her hair so high la

yeah i was boredso i sat in the recycling bin

Then i cleaned the state flag

BACK TO SCH

Still on the way to school

Bringing out your emotions through music

MEET THE BIMB

COMPUTER CLASS!!
CRYSTAL EMOING SESSIONS

look dumb with a dumb friend so that makes you looktwice as dumb

laugh at yourself retardedly

Laugh at yourself even more retardedly

Stop

Stone

Sleep

SOCIALISE

Feel each other THE END

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:44 AM

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 ;

im too depressed now
i'll continue my post tmr
sorry alanna

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:19 AM

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wad is wrong with the world!!!!
it is true
all fun things
all great times
all wonderful experiences

MUST ENDDDDDD YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
me alanna dn shivani
have finally been seperated!!!
WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY
retribution???
for laughing too much in class???
i loved my seating position!
we were right at the back of the class
this post is in memoir of my friends and our great deeds
today,
19/8/08 is the worst day EEVERR!!!!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:13 AM

Friday, August 15, 2008 ;

15 Reasons why you should date a softballer
1. We use our hips for power
2. We make sure to touch every base before scoring
3. We can handle it fast, hard, or slow
4. We can be in 9 different positions for 75 minutes
5. We play with big sticks and bigger balls
6. We aren't afraid to get dirty
7. We let the visitors be on top
8. We're always up for extra innings
9. We are encouraged to "score early" and "score more"
10. We're good with our hands
11. With us you're always SAFE!
12. We keep the lights on for night games
13. We have the perfect grip
14. We can handle the heat
15. You get three strikes before YOU'RE OUT* BONUS: We have double headers every Sunday

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 1:10 AM

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