Monday, October 13, 2008 ;

ohyah and after eating
er had some general knowledge test b4 we left
hahaha

so he asked really lame qns like:

- WHY IS THE GIRAFFE'S NECK SO LONG?
alanna's ans: because they are KPO wad...
Teacher's answer(he got it from LAO FU ZI book): because their head is far away from the body so the neck is long-.-
Some students ans: because when the mum is giving birth,
The father pull the baby out wad...so the neck long lor

-What is the most popular disease?
I'll give u a clue.Its two words and the first word starts with a 'T'
while the second word startss with a 'D'

Shivani's ans: TRANSMITTED DISEASES
charmaine's ans: THE DIARRHOEA
Teacher's ans: TOOTH DECAY!!!!
Some lame person: sexually transmitted diseases-.-

-WHY CAN WE RIDE A HORSE BUT NOT A ZEBRA?

Charmaine's answer: Because a ZEBRA does not have an 'ASS'
(she's actually referring to the letter 'S' which is not found in the word ZEBRA, but in the word HORSE . plus it sounds like 'ASS' so its funny coz its a pun.MORON)

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:20 AM

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HEH HEH HEH!!!!
I finally... CAME HOME FROM OUR ETIQUETTE COURSE!!
The speakers they were quite funny...
lotse lame stuff to talk about
and how guys should behave at dates
etc

like girls enter the lift and leave the lift first
and guys must walk behind us when walking up the stairs
in case we fall=]
and walk on the outerside of a pavement in case
some dumb ass driver decides to park on the curb
or other retarded mentality they may have
and crashes into us...
at least the guy would get hit first=]


wah but the mannerism was torturous ok
AH!if a guy really loves me..HE'LL ACCEPT ME FOR THE WAY I AM
the me who likes to sit with me legs open...
chew without closing my mouth
drink my tea using the teaspoon
and cut up my meat first and then eat it all at on go
instead of cutting and eating piece by piece
jeez
anyway wads the pt in sufferring for
an entire night
just to have ONE MEAL
when IF u choose to marry this girl
u'll see the unglam side of her for ur entire life
like shaving her legs
armpits
and wadever unglam stuff girlss do.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:13 AM

Saturday, October 11, 2008 ;

HAIZ i still cant believe i lost to christine and crstal
in air hockey
2-7
then 1-7
getting worse and worse
u noe why!!!!
COZ TWO BIMBS...
GRACE LIM AND ANGELA ON MY TEAM
DIE!!!!!!

wa lao u noe alanna play air hockey so rough
hit until the PUTT fly off the table
and crystal
haha HER THINGO used to hit the putt flew instead....
btw alanna does suck at one game
and that is PARAPARA.
some bunch of guys dancing also better than her la!!!
i mean tho they were kinda gay
like shaking their hips ands asses
and when they knew we were laffing at them
they just shouted in a voice which sounded as if it has
YET to break
"I DON CARE LA"
haha wadever.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:09 AM

Friday, October 10, 2008 ;

YIPPEEE
went out with alanna, christine, crystal and grace and angela and michelle
HUAHUAHUA
we were actually quite lame la
i mean we wanted to watch HOUSE BUNNY
but iin the end watched Eagle EYE

and stupid alanna
I REALLY MEAN STUPID
she kept asking qns
don understand anything!
then we talked so loudly
that some auntie SHUSHED US!
guess we are under the category
of ''THOSE irritating ppl at movie''
so after the show
both of us quickly BENT DOWN
so tat when the auntie turns around to look at us and give us THE STARE...
she cant find us!!!
great plan=]

we arcade the whole day la
i suck at everything to my horror
like air hockey
OWNED by alanna and christine
those two softballers damn aggressive la JEEZ

then me ended up pairing with crystal la
who isnt a softballer coz she lacks the aggression
but yes...
the artclubber

and i was also owned at BISHI BASHI
and GACHAGACHAMP
shit i SUCK!!!
even sucked at crazytaxi and timecrisis.
OMG LIKE BISHIBASHI...
who would have tot u needed to THINK for a game such as that...
in the end i was still doing calculations and chris WON LIAO
tot the game just wack can already
hu would have tot i actually had to incorporate hand-eye coordination
loser me...for once i admit it.

this alanna...
play tennis
then play some guitar thing
then play some samurai fighting thing
then play some OTHER retarded things...
go home still play football...
NO WONDER I SUCK COMPARED TO HER

And CHRISTINE
was lao she bishi bashi champion la
the hand and brain so fast.
PIAK!PIAK!PIAK!
then win already!!!
me still lagging behind....sheesh!


i didnt even dare play anything.
coz everyone was watching
and i have shame!
so i cant lose...

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:51 PM

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HAHAHA


YAh she laughed at this. Because the bird is so fat and is like staring in the sky
and wad made her BURST INTO LAUGHTER. was that someone actually

The person who uploaded this picture : Two teenage doves have flown into this window in the last two days. I'm hoping this paper bird will warn them. I really can't blame them since you can see the reflection of the fence and the tree in the window. They panic at something and head for the first tree they see. Luckily neither of them was hurt.

And someone commented:
In our house in Kalamunda we had a kookaburra that regular attacked his reflection in our window in an attempt to defend his territory. Fortunately, both the window and the kookaburra were tough and neither came to grief. Kookaburras dive to catch snakes and lizards so they are made of stern stuff.

HAHA so lame right.yah grace was laffing because they put a picture on the window to prevent birds from flying into them.and also because the comment was lame.like how the kookaburra attacked the window thinking it was another bird -.- and wad kind of kookaburra is made of stern stuff?

In our last episode of "Talking Turkey," we learned that turkeys can fly.

Today's lesson: Turkeys are Real Dumb.

Folks, there are not enough syllables in the word "Dumb" to properly convey how stupid the average turkey is.

"How about if you say ' Turkeys are DuuuuUUUUUuuuumb'?" (some stupid guy thinks by adding more letter 'U's there'd be more syllables to convey the stupidity of turkeys)

Inadequate. There aren't enough syllables in that word, nor are there enough "U"'s in the alphabet, to properly convey the violent stupidity of this sad, sad creature.

EVIDENCE 1 for this hypothesis--the above picture.I was headed out the door the other day when I heard warbling form next door, punctuated by random little clk...clks.

A turkey was pacing fretfully back and forth across the front of a car parked in the street. It would occasionally take a peck at the bumper. And every time it reached the end, it would pause for a confused moment.

Then it would walk back across. It repeated this cycle for at least the five or ten minutes that I stood and watched and took pictures.

And because I am more than four times brainiaciallier than a turkey, it took me only a minute to figure it out: The bumper was almost exactly at eye height.

SO the turkey thought his reflection was another turkey.And every time he followed his reflection to the left or right wheel...Hey! Where'd the other turkey go?!?

I'll make one statement in the turkey's defense: though he spent (for all I know) a whole hour walking alongside an absolutely unattainable member of its own species, the turkey made absolutely no attempts to hit on it as far as I could tell.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:05 PM

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yesterday i was complaining bout an itch
and ANONYMOUS said
that whenever her ovulating period approaches
her boobs would itch like mad...
and its very accurate because the next day when she wakes up
she'll be swimming in her bed of RED
and she'll go say to her stained bed
"Come darling its time to go clean you up now my POTENTIAL BABY"
i mean WTH!
so i scolded her for being obscene
and she said that I do not know the significance of a PERIOD
because every period could be a potential baby
-.-

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:01 PM

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HAHA mums TAi-tai friends were having a bbq
when someone brought in donuts
so auntie linda was like: WHO BUY WHO BUY?
and the filipino maid said: SHE BUY SHE BUY(and pointed at mum)
Auntie linda: EYER WHY U CALL HER JI-BAI?? I TELL YOUR MA'AM!!
(the maid's pronunciation was bad...HORRIBLY BAD)
maid: NO NOT JI-BAI! SHE BUY SHE BUY!
(yah the maid noes wad ji-bai is lol)
auntie linda: U STILL SCOLD SOMEMORE!
(yeah she hear it wrongly again)
maid: SHE BUY (ji-bai)LA SHE BUY (ji-bai) LA!!!

LOL i had a gd laff

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:53 PM

Thursday, October 9, 2008 ;

Shivani is such a loser...
she comes to my blog
when she's bored
to read archives bout herself
and laff at them
LONER

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:33 AM

Friday, October 3, 2008 ;

So sad!!!!
we're not gonna have anymore math lessons this year with Mr lim
he's so funny la
but retardedly
his jokes aren't wad we laff at most of the time
usually we laugh at him so...hehe

HIS LAME COMMENTS which i can remember...most of them

1. He said hippopothamus as HYPOTERMUS
(yeah thinking too much bout Hypotenuses)

2. you all talk so much later choke then I laugh!
(he gave us ribena on children's day so when we said he was cheapo he wasn't happy and became mean)

3.Cheryl looks like a ghost
(wadever...he's so direct.this is partly true tho.she's so white!)

4. we were all doing algebra when he scolded some girl again
because she labelled all the sides of her triangle "x" haha
so the whole equation was screwed la.
and mr lim said
" NO 'x' how? DONT CHOP WOOD LA"
and then he smiled his retarded smile
-.-

5. We were doing revision for our exams when alanna the kiasupok when to ask him alot of lame questions

alanna: eh mr lim how long is our paper ah?
mr lim: i don't know leh...think its about 25cm 2 mm long?
alanna: HAHAHAHA eh then the paper hard anot ah?
Mr lim: go FEEL your paper and tell me if its hard anot..
Alanna: HAHAHAHA then what kind of questions will come out ah?
Mr lim:u go to examquestionsfaq.com
they will tell you there
alanna: -.-
AND THEN LAMO CHERYL ACTUALLY COPIED DOWN THE
"fake" WEBSITE LA! she didn't even get the sarcasm-.-

alanna: eh mr lim You very mean leh
Mr lim: Me Mean? MEDIAN AND MODE LEH?

and when the people from the advanced maths class came back,
Grace that kiasufied gundu saw the website
and SHE COPY DOWN SOMEMORE!!!!
plus she's not even in our maths class
don even noe wad it is
still KPO KPO go copy down
GUNDU!!!

this proves the extent of her typical kiasu kiasi kiasimi AUNTI-NESS

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 8:22 PM

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and that stupid Denise
at Germaine's house was walking and walking...
When she saw a swing
and the natural reaction for a typical CUTIE girl is to go like
A SWING!!! *and run
which she did la
then suddenly
"PAK!"
yup she hit the glass panel and fell
and everyone laffed
really loudly
so now... whenever Denise walks
she always stretches her hands out
as if she's half blind
which makes her look all the more reatrded then she initially did

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 8:18 PM

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HAHA Germaine's mum is so funny
when the whole gang went to her house
her mum said to Denise,
WA DENISE YOUR NOSE SO SHARP LIKE PARROT AH!!!!
which made denise feel offended
becuz apparently that sharp thing on a parrot isnt the nose
its the beak HAHAHA
and she doesnt want her nose to look like a beak.
AND a parrots nose, is just 2 DOTS!!!
the nostrils la

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 8:12 PM