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Friday, October 10, 2008 ;

HAHAHA

i came home one day

and grace rushed up to me to give me her report

on her recent research

which she studied very deeply

apparently the topic was DUMB BIRDS

wa lao.

she went onto google and searched dumb birds in the image section

and spent an entire day just looking at pictures of dumb birds

way to spend your time after your psle

and then she started to burst out into laughter

and i really mean BURST

like explode!

here are the pictures she was laughing at

but mind you...

you may not find them funny

but its normal

because grace has a mind of her own

somwehere out there

not like ours

which are down here

YAh she laughed at this. Because the bird is so fat and is like staring in the sky
and wad made her BURST INTO LAUGHTER. was that someone actually

commented PRETTY BIRDIE -.-

When it is SO UGLY.Like half the face is chopped from the pic.and its looking dumbly into the sky.which part of it says pretty.forgive us if we cant appreciate photography of birds.

The person who uploaded this picture : Two teenage doves have flown into this window in the last two days. I'm hoping this paper bird will warn them. I really can't blame them since you can see the reflection of the fence and the tree in the window. They panic at something and head for the first tree they see. Luckily neither of them was hurt.

And someone commented:
In our house in Kalamunda we had a kookaburra that regular attacked his reflection in our window in an attempt to defend his territory. Fortunately, both the window and the kookaburra were tough and neither came to grief. Kookaburras dive to catch snakes and lizards so they are made of stern stuff.

HAHA so lame right.yah grace was laffing because they put a picture on the window to prevent birds from flying into them.and also because the comment was lame.like how the kookaburra attacked the window thinking it was another bird -.- and wad kind of kookaburra is made of stern stuff?

In our last episode of "Talking Turkey," we learned that turkeys can fly.

Today's lesson: Turkeys are Real Dumb.

Folks, there are not enough syllables in the word "Dumb" to properly convey how stupid the average turkey is.

"How about if you say ' Turkeys are DuuuuUUUUUuuuumb'?" (some stupid guy thinks by adding more letter 'U's there'd be more syllables to convey the stupidity of turkeys)

Inadequate. There aren't enough syllables in that word, nor are there enough "U"'s in the alphabet, to properly convey the violent stupidity of this sad, sad creature.

EVIDENCE 1 for this hypothesis--the above picture.I was headed out the door the other day when I heard warbling form next door, punctuated by random little clk...clks.

A turkey was pacing fretfully back and forth across the front of a car parked in the street. It would occasionally take a peck at the bumper. And every time it reached the end, it would pause for a confused moment.

Then it would walk back across. It repeated this cycle for at least the five or ten minutes that I stood and watched and took pictures.

And because I am more than four times brainiaciallier than a turkey, it took me only a minute to figure it out: The bumper was almost exactly at eye height.

SO the turkey thought his reflection was another turkey.And every time he followed his reflection to the left or right wheel...Hey! Where'd the other turkey go?!?

I'll make one statement in the turkey's defense: though he spent (for all I know) a whole hour walking alongside an absolutely unattainable member of its own species, the turkey made absolutely no attempts to hit on it as far as I could tell.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:05 PM