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Friday, July 17, 2009 ;

AMG MY LAME TUTIION TEACHER ANDY WALKED IN TODAY WITH THIS HUMONGOUS AND I MEAN HUGEEEEEE bruise on his arm...WANNA NOE WHY AHAHAHAHA

ok he was sleeping right when his cousin came home really late...almost early morning
AND HIS COUSINN WAS DRUNK! ...
so his cousin sat on his bed and started pinching andy =.=
COZ HE WANTED TO PLAAAY WITH ANDY AHAHAHHA!
TEEEHEHEE so farni...and then ANDY TURNED AROUND AND PUNCHED HIM!

SO HIS COUSIN FELL ON THE FLOOR.
and he sat there laughing...
like HUH HUH HUH! HUH HUH HUH!

LOL RETARDED MUCH!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 9:56 PM

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 ;

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL GOOD THINGS OR PRESUMABLY GOOD THINGS
COME TO AN END AT ITS HIGHEST POINT!!!

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HAS GONE! TO A FARAWAY COUNTRY!!!
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOO WHYYYY WHYYYY WHYYYY WHYYYY
IM RLLY RLLY RLLLY SAD NOW... MY ENG IS SOOO BAD I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT!
THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I EXPERIENCED LOVE AGAIN AFTER THE ONE I HAD IN PRIMARRY 5 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!

ISNT IT JUST KEWL!!! WHEEEEE I AM SO FULLL OF HAPPINESSS AND GLEEE I CAN JUMP ON SOMEONE AND SQUISH THEM LOL!! LIKE PIAAAAK!

hahahahaha sighs ok now that he's gone...IM GONNA WORK MY BUTT OUT AT THE GYMM
SO SEXY ESTHER HERE I COMEEE YAHOOOOOOOOOO!

ive got exactly 2 months now to slim down
WISH ME ALL THE BEST TEEEEHEEEE!

BUT SRSLY HE IS FRIGGGIN HOT HE'S GONNA MELT ALL THE ICE IN UK AHAHAH
AND IT'LL BE LIKE A VOLCANO EXPLOSION WHEREVER HE GOES
ANDANDAND WHEN I SEE HIM ITS LIKE I BREAK OUT INTO A SAUNA
AND SWEAT ALL OVER GAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG!

drooolssss....
and he's so nice and tall and handsome and cool w/o trying and DOESNT WEAR SKINNIES YEAH!!! THERE IS STILL HOPE LEFT IN THIS WORLD!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:40 AM

Friday, July 3, 2009 ;

TO ALL SO-CALLED "MEN" out there
PIT HAIRS ARE SOOOOO NOT THE MARK OF A MAN
YA RIGHT BRAOD SHOULDERS ARE EVERY ONE NOES THAT!

ooh and u can be skinnny...just NOT SKINNIER THAN A TYPICAL GIRL
LIKE HELLO AT LEAST HAVE BOOB-ABS??AND SOME FORM OF MUSCLE
yeahhhhhhh THAT GIVES GIRLS A SENSE OF AAN-QUAN-GAN

HAH AND I NOE U'RE HAPPIE U FINNALLYYY GOT UR FIRST PIT HAIR
BUT SRSLY? its not the prettiest thing on earth soooooo
CUT IT OFFF OR IF U THIIINK ITS GAY
trim it at least?
HEY THE SAYING GOES--'"EVERY GOOD SHRUB NEEDS A GOOD TRIM!"
like make sure when u close ur arms it doesnt stick out and stuff???
TAT IS JUST GROSSSs.... EW ....SHAME ON YOU
i have had ALOT OF BAD EXPERIENCES this week which i doo not wish to talk about because i think srsly...
I HAVE BEEEEN SCAR-ED FOR LIFE UGHHH PMO!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:05 PM

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TEEEHEEE ONE OF MY LAME TEACHERS IN SCHOOOOL HAS SPEECH ISSUES

like she can't even pronounce shelly's name...
she called her SALLY SHIRLENE XUE NIN and what not HAAAAA
and she says modelling as MODERING i dont think she can pronounce the
letter "L" sad case
OOOH OOOH AND SHE SAYS TIME FLIES AS TIME FRIES AMG!!!!

anyways like any typical first lesson of the term
we had to do introductionsss
and i don thinnk our philo teacher had a first gd impression of us
HE WALKED IN AND WE WERE CHILLING OUT WATCHING SPONGEBOB THE MOVIE LOL!
and when we were introducing ourselves
everyone said REALLY AWKWARD STUFF LIKE
CAILYN GIVES REALLLLLLLY GOOD PERVY LOOKS
BING RUI IS SOOOO THICK SKINNED
AMANDA SWINGS ALOT!!!!(SWINGS???? LOL!)
NI MIN HAS A CONSTANTLY PISSED OFF FACE BUT SHE'S NOT
GRACE IS A MAJOR GAYLORD
CHRIS IS SUPER SMART BUT SHE DOESNT LOOK SMART

hahahahah FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL SUCKED DIPSHIT
SO LONNNNG AND NAGGGY AND TIRING AND HOTTTTTTT
i kip dreaming in bio toooo
it just has this aura to it like CUMMON ESTHER!FOLLOW ME TO DREAM WORLD!
kinda thing u noe wad i mean???
anyways CANT WAIT FOR RUGBY MODULE TO COME OUT WHEEEEE
A PORTAL TO CHANNEL ALL MY INNER MOST EXPLOSIVE MADNESS

P.S my birthday's coming soon=] I WANT A HUG!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:53 PM