Wednesday, November 4, 2009 ;

LOLSSS!
WE WON NET CARN HOW AWESOME IS TAT AHAHAHHAH
but only the....CHEERING N SHOOTING SECTION!!
our cheer was awesomeee as usual....and the 3 tall ppl WL PRO SHEEETS HAHAHAH SHOOT SO WELL!!!

OMG AND INTERHOUSE GAMES WAS SO EPIC!
we endded up playing FLOORBALLL!
but ok not so bad quite fun we got 3rd place
BUT ONLY COZ OF INEZ AHAHHAHA.

and the summary of that day is as follows....
we broke a stick
we lost a ball in the drain
crystal fell
crystal got stung by a bee
(while she wasnt playing HAHAHAHAHAHA)

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 2:45 AM

Friday, July 17, 2009 ;

AMG MY LAME TUTIION TEACHER ANDY WALKED IN TODAY WITH THIS HUMONGOUS AND I MEAN HUGEEEEEE bruise on his arm...WANNA NOE WHY AHAHAHAHA

ok he was sleeping right when his cousin came home really late...almost early morning
AND HIS COUSINN WAS DRUNK! ...
so his cousin sat on his bed and started pinching andy =.=
COZ HE WANTED TO PLAAAY WITH ANDY AHAHAHHA!
TEEEHEHEE so farni...and then ANDY TURNED AROUND AND PUNCHED HIM!

SO HIS COUSIN FELL ON THE FLOOR.
and he sat there laughing...
like HUH HUH HUH! HUH HUH HUH!

LOL RETARDED MUCH!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 9:56 PM

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 ;

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL GOOD THINGS OR PRESUMABLY GOOD THINGS
COME TO AN END AT ITS HIGHEST POINT!!!

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HAS GONE! TO A FARAWAY COUNTRY!!!
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOO WHYYYY WHYYYY WHYYYY WHYYYY
IM RLLY RLLY RLLLY SAD NOW... MY ENG IS SOOO BAD I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT!
THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I EXPERIENCED LOVE AGAIN AFTER THE ONE I HAD IN PRIMARRY 5 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!

ISNT IT JUST KEWL!!! WHEEEEE I AM SO FULLL OF HAPPINESSS AND GLEEE I CAN JUMP ON SOMEONE AND SQUISH THEM LOL!! LIKE PIAAAAK!

hahahahaha sighs ok now that he's gone...IM GONNA WORK MY BUTT OUT AT THE GYMM
SO SEXY ESTHER HERE I COMEEE YAHOOOOOOOOOO!

ive got exactly 2 months now to slim down
WISH ME ALL THE BEST TEEEEHEEEE!

BUT SRSLY HE IS FRIGGGIN HOT HE'S GONNA MELT ALL THE ICE IN UK AHAHAH
AND IT'LL BE LIKE A VOLCANO EXPLOSION WHEREVER HE GOES
ANDANDAND WHEN I SEE HIM ITS LIKE I BREAK OUT INTO A SAUNA
AND SWEAT ALL OVER GAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG!


drooolssss....
and he's so nice and tall and handsome and cool w/o trying and DOESNT WEAR SKINNIES YEAH!!! THERE IS STILL HOPE LEFT IN THIS WORLD!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 5:40 AM

Friday, July 3, 2009 ;

TO ALL SO-CALLED "MEN" out there
PIT HAIRS ARE SOOOOO NOT THE MARK OF A MAN
YA RIGHT BRAOD SHOULDERS ARE EVERY ONE NOES THAT!

ooh and u can be skinnny...just NOT SKINNIER THAN A TYPICAL GIRL
LIKE HELLO AT LEAST HAVE BOOB-ABS??AND SOME FORM OF MUSCLE
yeahhhhhhh THAT GIVES GIRLS A SENSE OF AAN-QUAN-GAN

HAH AND I NOE U'RE HAPPIE U FINNALLYYY GOT UR FIRST PIT HAIR
BUT SRSLY? its not the prettiest thing on earth soooooo
CUT IT OFFF OR IF U THIIINK ITS GAY
trim it at least?
HEY THE SAYING GOES--'"EVERY GOOD SHRUB NEEDS A GOOD TRIM!"
like make sure when u close ur arms it doesnt stick out and stuff???
TAT IS JUST GROSSSs.... EW ....SHAME ON YOU
i have had ALOT OF BAD EXPERIENCES this week which i doo not wish to talk about because i think srsly...
I HAVE BEEEEN SCAR-ED FOR LIFE UGHHH PMO!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 11:05 PM

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TEEEHEEE ONE OF MY LAME TEACHERS IN SCHOOOOL HAS SPEECH ISSUES

like she can't even pronounce shelly's name...
she called her SALLY SHIRLENE XUE NIN and what not HAAAAA
and she says modelling as MODERING i dont think she can pronounce the
letter "L" sad case
OOOH OOOH AND SHE SAYS TIME FLIES AS TIME FRIES AMG!!!!

anyways like any typical first lesson of the term
we had to do introductionsss
and i don thinnk our philo teacher had a first gd impression of us
HE WALKED IN AND WE WERE CHILLING OUT WATCHING SPONGEBOB THE MOVIE LOL!
and when we were introducing ourselves
everyone said REALLY AWKWARD STUFF LIKE
CAILYN GIVES REALLLLLLLY GOOD PERVY LOOKS
BING RUI IS SOOOO THICK SKINNED
AMANDA SWINGS ALOT!!!!(SWINGS???? LOL!)
NI MIN HAS A CONSTANTLY PISSED OFF FACE BUT SHE'S NOT
GRACE IS A MAJOR GAYLORD
CHRIS IS SUPER SMART BUT SHE DOESNT LOOK SMART

hahahahah FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL SUCKED DIPSHIT
SO LONNNNG AND NAGGGY AND TIRING AND HOTTTTTTT
i kip dreaming in bio toooo
it just has this aura to it like CUMMON ESTHER!FOLLOW ME TO DREAM WORLD!
kinda thing u noe wad i mean???
anyways CANT WAIT FOR RUGBY MODULE TO COME OUT WHEEEEE
A PORTAL TO CHANNEL ALL MY INNER MOST EXPLOSIVE MADNESS

P.S my birthday's coming soon=] I WANT A HUG!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 10:53 PM

Sunday, March 8, 2009 ;

OMGGGGGG HAHAH FOUNDERS DAY WAD FUN!
and no not coz of founders day like duh right
me and crystal went to luuk for christine's ppresent.
SHE CLAIMS NOT TO BE PICKY
BUT WE ALLLL KNOW!

ok so damn hard la walao don noe wad she likes....
sigh
especially when u don have a "category" for her
so after A HEATED DEBATE
me and crystal decided
SHE WASNT AHLIAN!
YES WE'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE ALL AWHILE SADDDD
we decided she belongs to the "AMERICAN SURF CHICK" category
SO WE WENT TO ROXY AT RAFFRLES CITY FROM FAR EAST!!!!!!
SO FREAKING TIRED LAAAA OMMMG UNFIT!

AND THE WORSE THING HAPPENED!
at the mrt
STUPIDFIED CRYSTAL FIGHT TO ENTER THE MRT GANTRY WITH ME
SO IN THE END I KENNA "KIAP" by the thing DAMN PAINFUL LA
AT MY VEEEEJAY OK WTH!!!!!

ADN the most embarrassing thing was
i made this loud "UGHHHH!!!!" sound
and sprawled to the ground.

SHEEEEET EVERYONE STARED!!
WL LA.
and this crystal XING ZAI LE HUO.
she just laffed like some idiot ok
DUMBASSSSSS
and she jus HAD TO BUY A PAIR OF CLIPS
BANANANA CLIPS for nothing.itchy fingers.
8DOLLLARS LEH!

AHAHAHAHAH AND WE CONFIDED IN EEACH OTHER
OF HOW WE'VE BEEN AFFECTED BY THE RECESSION!
yes we've got our UPS AND DOWNS TOOO
MOSTLY DOWNS BUT....

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:36 AM

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 ;

HAHAHAHA
I FEEL SOOO GROSS!!!
we were in church preparing for new year celebrations thingy.
and i and sarah and rachel chan and olive were talking bout really random and lame stuff
we came up with signs for sick stuff coz DUHHH u cant jus tok bout them publicly
SHAMELESS
but i mean HEy...we're buncha teenage girls going through puberty
we're still childish adn all so HECK HAHA.we'll tok bout wad we want
if u have to then cover ur ears tho i doubt it'll help.
the handsigns were kinda lame.
too bad i cant type it out.

the lame guys threw their lamer slippers at us
and LAMELY ran away
.... ... .....
haha so we hid it.
obviously.wad else.sell it at pasa malams? is tat how u spell it?
anyway they didnt even apologise la.
all they did was call other ppl to come beg us for their lame shoes.
PLSSSS like we even want ur shoes gross!
ur feet are like two times the size of ours FYI.

hahaha oh!!! and yesterday was fun
we went to sentosa to BOND
didnt bond much more like knocking eaach other to the ground
we tried playing volleyball.
FOUR LETTERS.
FAILLLL!!!!!
gosh hahah we're not tall not strong and most imp NOT TALENTED
like u wanna hit one side and it goes the other -.-
the ppl eating there were like so scared la that our ball would fly to them
there wasnt much rallying more like just anyhow hit and go fetch the ball back kinda thing LOL
and then we played contact rugby!!!
hohoo sooo fun!
wah at first u think the guys are shy and all tat.
but tats jus PRETEND.
suddenly they kinda like unleash this BULL!!
and they charge at u and just push u down la.
JEEZ
poor sarah...who ask her hug the ball at her BOOOBS so no guy dared to touch
hahahaha then they were like "okok!!! PULL HER LEGS!!!"
sooo mean right lol.so she fell lotsa times esp in captain's ball....
IT WAS LIKE
"AHH!!!THE BALL! HERE PASS MAN!UGH! CHARGE!! POOOF! FALL!!! HEY U OK???!!
those were probably all u could hear HAHAHAHHA


then we watched twilight from the second row from the front hahahah!!!!
edward was hot la! not cute but damnnn handsome
BET IT WAS THE MAKEUP!!!!!
dono wad y'all complaining bout =]
bella's jus...ya jus...
alice is pretty! she looks like katy perry
but the show was sooo funny la.
dono why like its not meant to be but it still is!!!!

AND ITS UNFAIR!!!
EDWARD CULLEEN HAS HIS OWN PERSONAL 24/7 BLINGBLING!!!!
like his body shines!!! cooolio!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 6:04 AM

Friday, December 19, 2008 ;

HIHIHIHI
I jus found out everything my sis hates.
here's a tincy wincy bit of that long list of
I DESPISE'
prisoners- there's no better name for them than JAILED BIRDS
birds- and yes i hate birds.DUMB BIRDS JAILED BIRDS
ESP birds tat drink from my pool!
ah lians
ah bengs- like DUH.if you hate ah lians you'll hate ah bengs
(no offence to those reading this.its my sis hu despises u not me :P)
bald people who reveal tat shiny scalp-except for our dad
old people-except for our grandparents
fat ppl- except for herself
anorexic ppl-is tat how u spell it?
teenage parents- it means teenagers who got pregnant not parents of teenagers hehe
fish - stupidest thing on earth
everytime she goes to her frends house, she'll try to kill them
either by asking to feed them and then dumping alot of food in hoping they'd
die from overeating
or scaring them to death by knocking on the glass when no one's lookin
plants
hannah montanna
wigs and ppl wearing wigs
hair sticking out of ears
ppl with lame sir names- like one of our cousin's teachers Mr. Fern
ppl who scrathch stuff or their face in the middle of a conversation or while talking.
bad breadth- esp anything tat smells like double cheese or spoilt cheese
ppl who are obese- because "obese" sounds like "a beast"
any of esther's frends.

YES! and there u have it
grace's list of things she despises
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:37 AM

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NOOOOOOOOOO
I CANT ATTACK MY SIS ANYMORE!!!!
like yesterday...i tried poking her as usual
but GOSH!!! SHE DIDNT LAFF OR SQUIRM OR SCREAM!
shocking...i noe!
all she said was tat her senses have been hidden beneath her layers of fat
so she wont feel a thing
if i wanted to poke her
i had to like put on a mask and go dive deep in.
WADEVER.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 12:35 AM

Sunday, November 23, 2008 ;

OOOME GDNES!!!!
hehe yesterday's menirah's BD party was AWESOOOOOME...
unfair.
but oh well
who wants to hosts BD parties
when its so much easier atttending one
DUH you dont have to clean up, pay
PLUS you get free stuff!!!
aAAAAANNNNDDDD lets not forget the food hehe

HARDROCK CAFE ROCKS!!!!
yeah tats where she had her party.
i had so much cheesee.....I FEEL LIKE CHEESE
you noe why!!!
coz IM SO HOT..its like im gonna melt LOL
hahahahaha

anyways we swam.
did retarded stuff.
had karaoke in the car
and ate at hard rock
and then at 10pm the live band came out
and we requested so many songs its like we hired them to sing but oh wells
The parents started to dance to this song called SEX BOMB
rocking song HAHA
but we were too cool for it
THATS WHY WE DANCED ONLY WHEN THEY PLAYED YMCA!
wooohooo so cool
yah now my voice hurts like shit
coz we sang for 3 hours
came bck at 1.30am....
hehe feel so guilty coz i didnt go to church
SORRY.
and i can still feel stupid ice cream iin my nose with my boogers
coz i got smashed in the face twice.
EW.

BANZAIBANZAIBANZAI at 3:25 AM